ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
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pornstarparkchanyeol: deepthroating-sehun: ohmyguccigege: after eating you out table manners at its finest GOODBYE my girlhood is trembling
EXO's third 3 Individual Teaser pics...
SM Staff: So we were thinking.
SM Staff: And we decided that time zones don't matter and it's the middle of the day here anyway so let's take more pictures.
EXO: But we're trying to chill...
SM Staff: Just stay like that it's ok have more snacks.
Chanyeol: These snacks make my hands dirty...
SM Staff: THAT IS PERFECT DONT MOVE WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T MOVE KEEP YOUR THUMB RIGHT THERE THIS IS GOING TO BE A GOLDMINE.
SM Staff: Good job Chanyeol yes perfect. TT
SM Staff: Kris! Eat like Chanyeol...but rougher!
Kris: Like this..?
SM Staff: Yes. But do that on a mattress and with an entire sandwich and surround yourself with comic books and a football because you're a real North American man.
Kris: I like basketball though...
SM Staff: JUST DO IT.
Kris: > _ <
Kris: Umm... Chen's on the mattress too is that ok?
SM Staff: Don't worry about it.
SM Staff: Yes perfect don't move shh
GUYS/EXOTICS, LOOK AT THIS!
byeora: This picture has merged the three logos into one. Remember the intro sequence from Mama MV? It mentioned something about the heart of the tree of life. Now, look at the picture again. It looks like an encased heart. Maybe, we’re on to something here. BTW, credits to whoever put the logos together.
Exo's ways of confessing
Suho: At the crowded Myeongdong area, I'll shout loudly, "I love you, please accept my feelings!"
Chanyeol: Play her favourite tune in a live house where there's only the two of us, and give her a bouquet of flowers. Our love that became one because of music.
Luhan: At an empty street at night, I'll bring her flowers and kiss her.
Sehun: Under the moonlight, setting fireworks by the seaside. After that I'll hold her hands and say, "I can't do without you. I love you, till I die."
Chen: At an amusement park, I'd pretend to leave to buy drinks and suddenly appear in the parade team to give her a surprise. After that I would ask her, "Do you wanna marry me?"
Baek Hyun: Buy a fake flower and kneel in front of her, this is a fake flower, I like you, please go on a date with me."
Xiu Min: To the many "her"s who filled the stadium during my concert I'll shout: We are one! I can never leave you, I love you!
Kai: At the most unpredicted and unexpected timing, I would confess in the form of a surprise with a drawing. Very sudden. pa!
Lay: "I will make you the most blissful woman on earth. Trust me."
D.O.: Location and things you say aren't important. The most important thing is to be sincere, it's your heart. "Can I be your boyfriend?"
Kris: I like you, what do I do?
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OH GOD IM CRYING SO MANY FEELS OTP
look at the difference
yesterday: why u so late holy shit SM u devil wtf is wrong w chu give us the teasers ajdajkdakdajkdbadadbakjdbakdajdabjdaj i hate chu ajdajdnajdajndakldnafsfs it's past 30 sec fucking SM we waited for so long ajdnjandajdbajdba
today: oh hey another one,cool,time to edit then